Baby Sensory Perception {BSP}

My babies are blessed with BSP. It is a rare and subtle gift given only to some. It is the ability that babies have to sense when their mother is sitting still, so that they can strike. This would be a very useful skill for combat.

Let me just illustrate this phenomenon for you.

it's a sunny day, and the kids are occupied

i have a little time to relax

kids playing peacefully

about to sit down

checking again for confirmed peacefulness 

aaaaahhh reeelllaaaxxxx

they sense something. mommy is sitting still {BSP}

they must take advantage 

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! 

mommy turns into a human playground 

so much for sitting