How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Everett went to Sport Cuts today to get, yet another, manly haircut. This is his fourth one... and he's only two. His hair grows INSANELY fast and is incredibly thick. {what a lucky boy!}

Anyway, this is what I showed Kurt that it should look like..

...only maybe a little shorter so it will grow out  to this... his hair already looked like this...we just wanted it a bit cleaned/trimmed up............

Who did Everett end up looking like you ask.....?

Observe:

Isn't this just fantastic?!!!! 

When Kurt pointed it out I just kept cracking up... now I just giggle every time Everett comes up to me. 

It's a good thing he's young and wont be scarred for life.


Someone please help me fix this one......